Haryanvi Shayari

May 16th, 2012 by User | No Comments | Filed in Shayari

k taim tera jikar karun main,ye bat samajh nahi aawe s,
Aaj Bharosa sar jhukawe, Kis tai Pyar banaun main,
Banjh k Darshan Nyaa batawe Betya pai ye itrawe,
Bir Mard Sukh Dukh k Sathi,Aaulad in nai Thukrawe,
Bhale Gharan ki Beti Aajya, Ujde Ghar bhi Bas Jyawe,
Aaj bhi Sapne Ho s Pure, Bhale Manas jai Mil Jyawe…….. !
Julm Isa howe Dharti pai, Nari nai Nari Jalwawe,
Beti nai Shyani Samjhe s, Jo Kunba ghani Karwawe,
Sari Ek si Hoti Koni, Par sabke Gar Lagawe s,
Fashion ki is hod main ye, Aabru Aapni Lutwawe…… …….!
Gair Mard ke Chakkar me aake, Khud Dhani Nai Mare s,
Doodh pite Balkan nai Chhod ke, Rangrali ye Manawe s,
Isne Shan Batawe Jindagi me Kati nahi Sharmave s,
Beer bar main Piven Daru, cigarette ka Dhumma Thave s……….. …!
Baap bete ka Rista Dekho, Jo Dhad te sar nai katwawe,
Maa ka Pyar Saacha ho s par, uska bhi Doodh Lajaawe s,
Kah ” mathur” Bat Julm ki, Gaat Uchati Lawe s,
Aaj Bharosa Sar jhukave, Kis pai Pyar Jataun main……….. ..

Wah re Wah India

May 14th, 2012 by User | No Comments | Filed in Quotes

What is India?

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A Nation where Pizza reaches home Faster then Ambulance & Police.. Where you get Car Loan @ 5% but Education Loan @ 12%.. Where Rice is Rs.40 but Sim card is free.. Where people worship Goddess Durga but want to kill their girl child.. When Olympic shooter wins gold,govt gives 3 crore. But Another shooter dies fighting with terrorist,govt pays 1 lakh… Realy,Incredible India. Itna forward karo ke PM bhi padhe.

Wah re India Wah….but i luv my INDIA

Ae Meri Zohra Jabeen Fame Achala Sachdev Died

May 1st, 2012 by User | No Comments | Filed in Entertainment, India news

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Eighty-eight-year-old Achala Sachdev Died in Pune.She will be cremated today at Vaikuntha, after her son Jyotin, who stays in USA reaches the city.Three days ago she was moved to the ICU as her condition became critical when she had a throat infection which lead to respiratory failure. She breathed her last at 5.30 in the evening Today.

She made her film debut with Fashionable Wife (1938), She Did 130 Hindi films including Prem Pujari, Mera Naam Joker, Hare Rama Hare Krishna and Andaz among others. She did a cameo as Balraj Sahni’s wife in the 1965 blockbuster Waqt where she was part of the legendary song Ae Meri Zohra Jabeen.

RIP to the legend

Please Give me Strength God

April 11th, 2012 by User | No Comments | Filed in Funny pictures, Jokes

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Dear God,
Please give me strength to pay my: Income Tax,
GST,
VAT,
CST,
Service Tax,
Excise Duty,
Customs Duty,
Octroi,
TDS,
ESI,
Property Tax,
Stamp Duty,
CGT,
Water Tax,
Professional Tax,
Road Tax,
STT,
Education Cess,
Wealth Tax,
TOT,
Capital Gain Tax,
Congestion Levy etc etc etc.

And don’t forget:
Hafta,
Donations,
Bribes,
Chanda etc.

If I have some money left after that I will do business.

Sincerely,
An Indian

HOUSEFULL 2 On The Ramp

April 2nd, 2012 by User | No Comments | Filed in Bollywood Pictures, Entertainment

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We Just Got HOUSEFULL 2 On The Ramp!.This Pictures are Exclusive JW Marriot.

A Salute to the Guys at Borders

March 2nd, 2012 by User | No Comments | Filed in India Pictures, Poems

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No Agony, No Pain, Shall Make Me Cry
Soldier Was I Born
Soldier Shall I Die
I Live By Chance
Love By Choice
And Kill By Profession
We miss home
coz we save homes…..

i love indian Army…

मुझको एक परिंदा “आज़ाद “लिखना-A Tribute to Chandr Shekhr Azaad

February 27th, 2012 by User | No Comments | Filed in Entertainment, Poems
जो भी लिखना किस्सा-ए-आबाद लिखना,

दिल की कलम से नया इन्कलाब लिखना,

देख ना पाए बेशक हम आज़ादी मगर,

पर थी इस दिल की ये तमन्ना बेताब लिखना,

कर दिया हे आगाज़, जो पहुंचे अंज़ाम तक,

तो इस शहादत पे कुछ सवाब लिखना,

जो चड गए सूली पर वतन की खातिर,

नज्मो में जरा उनका भी हिसाब लिखना,

पर जब भी लिखना ऐ वतन-ए- हिंद, मुझको एक परिंदा “आज़ाद “लिखना …………..

तुलसी की जगह Money plant, चाचीजी की जगह Aunt ने ले ली!

February 22nd, 2012 by User | No Comments | Filed in Entertainment, Jokes, Poems, Shayari
तुलसी की जगह Money plant
चाचीजी की जगह Aunt ने ले ली!

पिताजी जीते जी डैड हो गये
आगे और भी है आप तो अभी से Glad हो गये!

भाई Bro हो गये बहिन अब Sis हो गयी,
दादा दादी की तो हालत टाँय टाँय Fiss हो गयी!

बड़ी बुरी दशा परिचारिका के Mister की हो गयी,
बेचारे की तो बीवी भी Sister हो गयी!

जीती जागती माँ बच्चोँ के लिये Mummy हो गयी,
घर की रोटी अब अच्छी कैसे लगे 5 रुपये की Maggi जो इतनीYummy हो गयी!

दिन भर बेटा CHATTING ही नहीँ करता,
रात मे Mobileपर SETTING भी करता है!

लैला और मजनूँ के भूत भी पछताते हैँ,
क्योँकि उनके नाम अब सड़क किनारे नुक्कड़ पे पुकारे जाते हैँ…………..!

Ajjkal ke Dohe-Truly Modern

February 22nd, 2012 by User | No Comments | Filed in Funny pictures, Quotes

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Gali gali chor hai

February 20th, 2012 by User | No Comments | Filed in lyrics

Gali gali chor hai,Gali gali chor hai

Corruption,Corruption
Corruption ka shora hai

Choron ka zhora hai,Choron ka zhora hai
Choron ka dhora hai,Choron ka dhora hai

Choron se bandhi hui,Choron ki dhora hai
(Choron se bandhi hui,Choron ki zhora hai)

Gali gali chor hai,Gali gali chor hai

Corruption mein likhi hai,Saari kahani
(Corruption mein likhi hai,Saari kahani)

Bina ghus khori na,Bijli na pani
(Bina ghus khori na,Bijli na pani)

Dhisha koi bhi ho,Looteron ka zhora hai
(Dhisha koi bhi ho,Looteron ka zhora hai)

Gali gali chor hai,Gali gali chor hai