Here are the Two BIG REALITIES —> CHECK THE PICS AND FORWARD THEM TOOO TO YOUR FRIENDS AND KNOW THEIR THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS

Boyfriend: Main Tujhe Kab Call karun???

Girlfriend: Jab Tum Chaho Tab..? =D

BF: Kal Main ne Call kiya tha..!!

GF: Acha.. Par Utni jaldi nahi Uthti Main..=)

BF: Hmm.. To Main kal 11 Baje Call Karunga ?!

GF: Nahi, tab to Papa Ghar pe honge.. =/

BF: To 3 Baje Call Karta hoon.. =)

GF: Nahi, tab to Lunch ka Time hoga Na.. =$

BF: To phir 5 Baje???

GF: Nahi, Tab to favrite Serial dekh rahi Huungi.. =$

BF: To Raat ko Call karuga..??

GF: Nahi, Raat ko sab Vaapas Ghar hote Hain.. =|

BF: To Main Aakhir Call kab karun ??? =( =/

GF: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. =P=D

To,
The Principal
of school
HARYANA.

Sir,
Baat kimme nu h k school me
jee na lagta,or t or raat n neend b
na aati,darasal school mein
choriyan ki kami ho rhi h. Ar
mhari class mein t kati e konya.Or
baaki ki jo h itni bhoondi shakal ki
h dekhan ne b jee nhi karta ar
nakhre meri susriyan k asman te
unche se,ar Madam b koi khaas
item na h, kuch nhi te 4-5 suthri
suthri kaam wali e rakh le.
dhanyawad

Ur obediently
naam koni btau:)

Facebook passwords of celebrities:-

Abhishek Bachchan – P Ash Word

Amitabh Bachchan – rekha
…
Shahrukh Khan – ppppassword

Madhuri Dixit – 123456789101112 13

Shahid Kapur – Paffword

Bill Gates – MSword

Barack Obama – TheBlackHouse

Deve Gowda -zzZZZ

Sunil Bharti Mittal – KhuljaSIMSIM

Vijay Mallya: calendarshouldhave20months

Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar – India

RahulDravid – Nothing shall pass

Saurav Ganguly – Iamthebest

Navjot Singh Sidhu – lol

Emraan Hashmi – Muaaaaah

Nana Patekar – Kaekopoocha

Gabbar Singh – Aakthoo!!

Anu Malik will use passwords chosen by somebody else

Rajnikanth doesn’t need a password

ACP Pradyuman – daya_darwaza_to d_do…..!!

Ek kavi garibi se tang akar Daku Bn gya.

Daketi krne ek bank gya or kaha..

Arz hai.

Takdir me jo h whi Milega,

HandsUp, koi apni jagah se nhi Hilega.

Fir Cashier se kaha..

kuch khwab meri aankho se nikaal do,

Jo kuch b tumhare pas h jaldi se is bag me dal do.

Boht koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki,

koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.

Bhula de mujhko kya jata h tera,

Me goli maar dunga,jo kisi ne picha kia mera….!

Indian News Headlines in 2060

*Anna’s grandson Munna Hazare is on ANSHAN against corruption, Government says LOKPAL BILL will be passed in a week
*Sachin hoping for his 500th century, says he might play the next world cup!
*Petrol climbs to Rs.65…………..(per Peg)!
*Golmaal 27 will be released, Tushar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act!*Facebook is declared a country.
* A Raja’s son is arrested for 16G scam