Dear God,
Please give me strength to pay my: Income Tax,
GST,
VAT,
CST,
Service Tax,
Excise Duty,
Customs Duty,
Octroi,
TDS,
ESI,
Property Tax,
Stamp Duty,
CGT,
Water Tax,
Professional Tax,
Road Tax,
STT,
Education Cess,
Wealth Tax,
TOT,
Capital Gain Tax,
Congestion Levy etc etc etc.

And don’t forget:
Hafta,
Donations,
Bribes,
Chanda etc.

If I have some money left after that I will do business.

Sincerely,
An Indian